What? You mean I’m no longer a white oppressor? Do I get to be a victim?
Yes, you get to be an honorary victim.
And you also get a voucher good for a free house, an Obamaphone with free annual contract, a Get Out of Jail Free card good for any police stop, and a $100 gift card good at participating retailers.
Congratulations. Thanks for playing the victim game.
DNA,SMEE-NA, she’s got High Cheekbones I say...HIGH CHEEKBONES!