Posted on 10/13/2018 11:24:08 AM PDT by ETL
You’re probably correct, although, going after someone with a chain saw isn’t exactly “abuse” - more like attempted murder.
I shoulda put a /s after my post. :)
She’d been drinkin’ too much egg nog
And we’d begged her not to go
But she’d forgot her medication
So she stumbled out the door into the snow
When they found her Christmas mornin’
At the scene of the attack
She have hoof prints on her forehead
And incriminatin’ Claus marks on her back
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin’ home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Now were all so proud of Grandpa
He’s been takin’ this so well
See him in there watchin’ football
Playin’ cards and drinkin’ beer with cousin Belle
It’s not Christmas without Grandma
All the family’s dressed in black
And we just can’t help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin’ home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of pig
And a blue and silver candle
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma’s wig
I’ve warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license, no
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin’ home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!
I think you just won the Interwebz. All of them.
Tennessee, sad. Normally you only see this kind of behavior in Florida.
Never bring a chainsaw to a lawnmower fight.
Perhaps a mechanized version of “rock, paper, scissors”?
Having lived here in E TN for 31 years without a single murder or shooting in my neighborhood, I feel as badly left out as a good friend who plays classical violin and hasn’t even seen a fellow violinist whacked, unlike many rappers. He’s also a Tennessean.
On the other hand their power equipment seemed to function quite well.
Being that this is in the Tri-Cities area it’s not really surprising.
Harsh.
LANTANA, Florida (KTRK) —
A woman is recovering in the hospital after police say she was attacked by a man with a chainsaw.
Police in Lantana, Florida, said 20-year-old Juan Carlos Cabrera jumped out of the bushes and attacked the woman Tuesday morning while she was walking by a Super 8 motel.
“He got her on the ground. Proceeded to fire up the chainsaw and strike her in the upper chest. She tried to defensively get away and struck her in the hand as well.
I can’t confirm if he has any kind of mental illness or not. But he did make a comment to the investigator that he saw the lady in the area and stated, ‘I’m going to end this woman’s life,’” Lantana Police Chief Sean Scheller told WPBF.
The woman was taken to the hospital with slash injuries to her chest and hands.
https://abc13.com/man-arrested-for-attacking-woman-with-chainsaw/3153137/
Don’t invite THEM over for Thanksgiving,
I used to like planting petunias with the old lady, waving at all the neighbors....
But yall are pissing me off!
She stopped helping and yall keep yapping....
Get off my lawn! It’s my Gol Dang woodpile, What of it?! LOL
You might be a redneck if...
I’m thinking it was a riding lawnmower!!
-—Don’t bring a chainsaw to a lawnmower fight.-—
I read the list before posting
It took 15 posts to get to the gist of the thread
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