OK, now they’ve convinced me! More expensive bacon? By all means, shut down industrial civilization to make sure THAT doesn’t happen! Whatever it takes!
Take down statutes to the Wright Brothers. Stop all airline travel. That should help.
It’s even worse! Last May, the news was that BEER is going to be more expensive because warming is affecting hops. So we have a double whammy — more expensive BACON AND BEER. That’s double the justification to end civilization as we know it!