I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would
grant me one wish.
“I wish to live forever,” I said,
“Sorry,” said the fairy,
“I’m not allowed to grant that particular wish.”
“Fine,” I said,
“then I want to die the day after Congress is filled
with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and
women who act only in the people’s best interests!”
“You crafty bastard,” replied the fairy.