And here is where the kissing up begins and ends:
“My stepdaughter, whom Mollie loved so dearly, is Latina. Her sons — Mollie’s cherished nephews and my grandchildren — are Latino. That means I am Hispanic. I am African. I am Asian. I am European. My blood runs from every corner of the Earth because I am American. As an American, I have one tenet: to respect every citizen of the world and actively engage in the ongoing pursuit to form a more perfect union,” Rob Tibbetts wrote.
“And to housebreak the unicorn my fairy godmother brought me last Valpurgis Night,” he added.