OMG!
Give me $95 million and you can call me anything you like, I’d even take a break between counting the money, to laugh at it.
There is NO making them happy. If you fawn over them, it’s “Patronizing”; if you joke with them, it’s a “dog whistle”; if you mind your own business, you’re “acting uppity”.
What the hell does it take?
Just ignore him and the other NFL Miscreants. Find something else to do on Sundays, Monday and Thursday Night.