[Carriage Hill]

Target of opportunity.
A 2,000lb bomb or cruise missile would have solved that problem quickly.

[Sarcasm Factory]

I'd prefer a very low-yield enhanced-neutron-emission device detonated near ground level inside the stadium. This would cure the rodent problem while presumably minimizing physical damage to the stadium itself, making it easier to repair in time for the next big game.

Admittedly, stadium janitors would get a lot of overtime from cleaning up the debris, but hey. I'm sure local cornfields could use the fertilizer. For extra points, it'd be great if a hidden speaker under the bleachers could play the first few lines of "The Star-Spangled Banner" seconds before the decisive pest-control event.

Target of opportunity. A 2,000lb bomb or cruise missile would have solved that problem quickly.

[Joe Brower]

“Daisy Cutter” was the first thing that came to my mind.

[Oatka]

Target of opportunity.
A 2,000lb bomb or cruise missile would have solved that problem quickly.

Spooky. That was my first thought.