Chelsea Clinton says she has not ruled out running for office

Guardian ^ | Mon 20 Aug 2018 | Staff

[frank ballenger]

Bring back the church lady:

Chelsea’s running for office to prep for the presidency?
Well, isn’t that special?

[Covenantor]

Question for the FR ladies regarding that zipper.

Being a geezer just past the Biblical warranty period so my recollection might be a bit fuzzy, but my ex-wife and SOs never had such an exposed zipper on their LBDs, gowns and such. Have distinct and pleasant memories of assisting in the closing and opening of such devices which had edges that hid the zippers, most of which were a discrete color. Was strongly told that ladies did not wear what those HD chrome jobs in the photo. Definite faux pas. Has fashion changed such that trucker's wallet zippers are the fashion thing now?

Then again, Howdy Dowdy wore black rubber tights while pregnant, so maybe she just doesn't know any better.

[King Moonracer]

What is the bursting strength of that zipper?

[Covenantor]

That’s classified data. Burst radius of 5 meters.

On her, I suspect spot welds every 2”.

[Bullish]

The Clinton’s are political cancer for democrats. They just don’t realize it until it’s too late.

[Calvin Locke]

Standing Head: “News Media Helps Dog Bite Victims”

[W.]

Zippy the pinheads!

[BlueLancer]

...but my ex-wife and SOs never had such an exposed zipper on their LBDs, gowns and such. Have distinct and pleasant memories of assisting in the closing and opening of such devices which had edges that hid the zippers, most of which were a discrete color.

My guess is that the zipper was designed in just that way but, because she decided to put her size 12 badonkadonk into a size 8 dress, the zipper was somewhat ... shall we say "stressed".

[BlueLancer]

...but my ex-wife and SOs never had such an exposed zipper on their LBDs, gowns and such. Have distinct and pleasant memories of assisting in the closing and opening of such devices which had edges that hid the zippers, most of which were a discrete color.

My guess is that the zipper was designed in just that way but, because she decided to put her size 12 badonkadonk into a size 8 dress, the zipper was somewhat ... shall we say "stressed".

[GnuThere]

Her ego is enough to convince her to run for office. Being raised in an echo chamber, given 6-figure jobs w/no qualifications, plus a $10 mil NYC apt will tend to do that.

[Covenantor]

Stressed? Thing looks like it was distressed, embarassed and ashamed.

Just sayin’ ;>)

[Flavious_Maximus]

“...promoting her children’s book about women who have persisted against adversity”

Let that sink in. She has struggled so much against adversity that she decided to write a book about it (or more likely ghost written).

The same woman that was paid $600,000 for a no-show job at NBC News and now getting $2 million to run the Clinton Scam Foundation.

That sure is a struggle all right.

[edh]

She will have to carpetbag her way to a safe state if she is going to have a chance. Moreover, mommy will have to remain relevant so that said safe state will fear mommy and let Chelsea win the Dem nomination by default. A person like Chelsea would call that a “challenge”.

[SamAdams76]

"My family member was a successful politician, therefore I can be a successful politician to. In fact, I am entitled to be elected to any office I choose."

That seems to be the general consensus out there.

Also, Chelsea should consider how well that attitude worked out for her mother.

[morphing libertarian]

She will run in NY and get elected.

[edh]

Well she does have a billy goat in her throat ... that has to count as a form of adversity ...

https://youtu.be/eeonHWB6rVY?t=19

[morphing libertarian]

great resume:

Do nothing at NBC

Make liberal speeches.

Run a corrupt foundation

Presidential material like being a community organizer.

[Slyfox]

Do you know why she looks like that?

My kid's orthodontist was best friends with Chelsea's orthodontist. She was halfway through her treatment and Hillary demanded that her braces be taken off. The orthodontist explained that if her braces are taken off too soon she will always have that bucky look. (He didn't say bucky, he was really nice about it).

Hillary insisted and so he took them off. His plan was to move the front teeth back naturally and she would have become a beautiful girl.

The witch got her way.

[DainBramage]

She didn’t want to forget Web Hubbell.

[morphing libertarian]

Do you know why she looks like that?

Web Hubbell