Why did they hire him? He’s a total nut job.
Answer: Hes a total nut job.
But then I saw his wife:
Cankles II: Brunette Heft
(Read up on her role in the swamp, she's not an innocent victim!)
So, to be fair, I thought I'd check up on Lisa's hubby:
I mean, she might as well have married Paul RYNO.