Posted on 08/13/2018 5:17:17 AM PDT by yesthatjallen
In his latest episode of "Who is America," Sacha Baron Cohen tricks the leader of a pro-gun group into putting a sex toy in his mouth as part of a fake defense strategy to survive beheadings.
Disguised as Israeli terror expert Erran Morad, Cohen "trains" Youth Shooters of America president Dan Roberts on how to survive a terrorist beheading by biting the attacker's genitalia and yelling orders.
According to its website, Youth Shooters of America is a group that helps organize "shooting events, social events and media coverage for the youth shooting sports."
Cohen asks Roberts if the organization is for "shooting youth for sport" and describes the benefits of arming children.
“One time, in my nephew’s school a man came in and started shouting at them,” Cohen says as Morad. “The kids take out their guns and, bang, bang, bang! That substitute never stood a chance.”
“Right, right,” Roberts replies.
“Two of the classmates shot, but mistakes are going to happen,” Cohen continues.
As part of the training session, Cohen teaches Roberts how to avoid a beheading and how to identify baby suicide bombers hiding explosives in their diapers.
During the beheading part of the drill, Cohen holds up a sword and instructs Roberts to "identify the target" and "attack" as he wears a strap-on to represent the attacker's penis.
Roberts bites the sex toy during the drill before yelling "drop your weapons" and “my mouth is big enough for two of these.”
Roberts is just the latest to be duped on Cohen's Showtime project.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney was duped into signing a "waterboard kit" and former Maricopa Country, Ariz., Sheriff Joe Arpaio was tricked into saying he would accept oral sex from President Trump.
Cohen, disguised as Ali-G, asked Trump to invest in his new invention; ice cream gloves.
Once Trump became aware of the absurdity of the situation, he politely excused himself and left.
And this is political news?
Meanwhile the investigative videos of Planned Parenthood, SEIU, etc are used to prosecute the video makers and derided as being selectively edited to only show their targets in the worst light.
Because this is all the Left has left.
What sort of sissies are named Sachs?
Cohen WILL meet his match one day and the outcome will not be pretty.
Andy Kaufman meets Jerry Lawler,,,,
Yes ,
a Real Smackdown!
I don’t know who is dumber. Cohen or the idiots who allow him to dupe them. I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer but I can tell when someone is wearing a disguise.
I hope some people humiliatingly dupe some of his relatives and post it.
Lesson Learned:
Do NOT hire 25-year old Millenials with degrees from Liberal universities to work on your PR staff. They will only set you up in order to get social media attaboys from their peers.
“Roberts bites the sex toy during the drill before yelling “drop your weapons” and “my mouth is big enough for two of these.””
Unless one has certain, let’s just say, ‘proclivities,’ no one could be duped into shoving a sex toy in their mouth and bragging that they could accommodate two sex toys in their mouth.
“Cohen WILL meet his match one day and the outcome will not be pretty.”
All one needs to do is to not swallow sex toys in front of TV cameras and they will not get duped.
Looking forward to that
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