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Posted on 08/09/2018 8:29:57 AM PDT by Simon Green
Various sex toys, including a vibrator, were mistaken for a bomb, causing a partial closure at Berlin's Schönefeld Airport on Tuesday. Employees at the airport were conducting routine X-rays of luggage when they spotted "suspicious content in a luggage piece," according to the federal police in Berlin.
Because it was unclear from the initial scan what the bag contained, an alert was issued shortly before 11 a.m., resulting in the closure of the airport's D terminal while police investigated the suspicious items. The owner of the bag was called over the airport speaker system and eventually talked to police about his luggage.
However, he was reluctant to properly explain the contents of the bag -- possibly because of embarrassment, according to a federal police spokesperson -- saying instead that his luggage contained "technical stuff."
After an hour-long investigation involving a bomb squad, authorities eventually determined that the items were sex toys.
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Hillary’s or Nancy Pelosi’s luggage.
The explosion was simply, orgasmic!
I’d laugh, except that this story will probably only encourage actual terrorists to hide their bombs inside sex toys.
“We are very sorry, Madam, but we are required to verify electronic devices actually perform the function for which they were intended. And you vill haf to do it now, while we watch. Da...this would be much easier if only you had a computer. BUT, zee rules ARE zee rules.”
What’s funny is when I went to the article they had a picture for an unrelated story and it was a picture of an antique tool grinder, at least I am assuming it was unrelated.
No; the orgasm was explosive!
Did the Gestapo require the traveler to demonstrate their use to determine that they were, in fact, purely for their intended purpose?
Ping...or not.
Wow!!! Wonder what the brand name, make, and model was? lol.
Obviously, he was not the Master of His Domain.
The best part is that took an “hour-long investigation” to determine they were sex toys!
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He denied their intended purpose.
#NotMine
They had pictures of “historical” sex toys.
And they also had a picture of Anderson Cooper.
I guess that the vibrator was “da bomb!”
"Fräulien. Please step to the right and demonstrate the use of this tool immediately!"
Fräulein. "If I must. Wilmhelm grab the lube!!!!"
Gives new meaning to - blow me - up.
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