This is the kind of bozo for whom the old torn apart by horses execution method was invented. And then fed to pigs would be an appropriate means of disposal. Why bother with a pine box and gravestone? Let him be a protein source for pigs bound for cans of Alpo. That way, his carcass can be processed through pigs and then dogs, both of which are the opposite of halal in Islam.
Last meal a ham sandwich.