For crying out loud is this how vapid and empty these peoples lives are that winning a trophy for a stupid sport causes this? People being killed because some bunch of girly men won a prize for kicking a ball around?
Bring in the Scoops.
they should put essence of skunk spray in their water cannons ...
Loss of God in their lives. This is what happens. They are empty spiritually and when something positive happens they cannot handle it because they are not use to spiritual glory. I would say to them: Come to Christ and win every day, feel success and glory every second of your life. I was on the brink of death with drug addiction, alcoholism, homelessness until I found Christ. These people have no idea what it means to really win.