Neck tattoo with Greensburg man's name foils fake ID, police say

Tribune-Review (Pittsburgh Area) ^ | 5 July 2018 | R. Signorini

[Vigilanteman]

The tattoo gave it away.

A Greensburg police officer knew a city man was giving him a fake name, according to court papers.

The evidence was right there in front of him — tattooed on the suspect's neck.

Chad M. Stitch, who turns 35 Friday, was riding in a car that was pulled over Wednesday after it was suspected to be involved in a drug deal, according to police.

Stitch is being held in the Westmoreland County Prison on $300,000 bail.

A witness reported to police an apparent drug deal involving a blue Chevrolet Malibu at 7:15 p.m. in a parking lot along South Main Street. At the same time, police saw the same car speeding in that area, eventually catching up with it close to the Cedar Street exit of Route 30, according to an affidavit.

[Vigilanteman]

A feel good story on how dim-witted some criminals really are . . .

[dfwgator]

“Here’s your sign.”

[Deaf Smith]

“Dave’s not here”

[RGF]

Or as they said in Meet the Millers..........No Ragrets

[Responsibility2nd]

Neck tattoos.

“Why yes! My IQ is 40. Why you wanna know?”

[Boogieman]

“I observed “Stitch” tattooed on the left side of his neck and told Stitch that his name was tattooed on his neck.””

Maybe he was just a big fan of Stitch from Lilo & Stitch.

[Vigilanteman]

Neck tattoos are the reason they invented those hoods to fit over their heads before hanging them.

[BBell]

Will Stitch roll on his fellow drug dealers and become known as “Stitch the snitch”?

[TangoLimaSierra]

Will Stitch roll on his fellow drug dealers and become known as “Stitch the snitch”?

And, we know what snitches get...

[bgill]

That’s another reason not to get tats.

[BBell]

[fishtank]

“Chad M. Stitch”

Does he have a brother named “Frank N.” ??

[tet68]

His brother’s name is Stitch N. Time.

[Lean-Right]

This is right up there with the bank
robber who wrote a stick-up note on
the back of one his deposit slips.

[Vigilanteman]

Believe it or not, that happened right here in Greensburg as well! Or, at least, one version of it did.

[Eagles6]

That's from Greensburg PA. JUST down the road.

Surprised how many Freepers are from SW PA.

[Elsie]

“We’re the Triplehorns”

[Elsie]

While he b; Stitch DOIN’ Time.