[Joe 6-pack]

I see a Paul Shanklin parody on the near horizon set to The Sound of Music's, "How do you solve a problem like Maria?"

How do you solve a problem like Alexandria?

[poconopundit]

Joe, here's my try... Sung to the lyrics of How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?

How do you solve a problem like Alexandria?
How do you boot a Bernie-bot from town?
What do you call a fan of Venezuela?
A socialist twit!  De Niro dim wit!  A clown!

Many a history lesson has escaped her
Lefty skulls too thick to understand
But how do you make her stay
And hear the Truth we pray
How do we kick the Commie Pinkhats from our land?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Alexandria?
Vote to get the Moon Beams jailed and banned!