Alaska Ping
You really need to hike with a big gun. Pump shotgun. 454 Casull pistol. Or bigger. Something with some oomf
Alaska Ping
It sounds so normal when you put it that way.
And, for the bear, I suppose it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuGeIQr2PFU
I came to a high place of darkness and light
The dividing line ran through the center of town
I hitched up my pony to a post on the right
Went in to a laundry to wash my clothes down.
A man in the corner approached me for a match
I knew right away he was not ordinary
He said “Are you looking for something easy to catch ?”
I said “I got no money”. He said “That ain’t necessary”.
We set out that night for the cold in the North
I gave him my blanket he gave me his word
I said “Where are we going ?” He said “We’d be back by the fourth”
I said “That’s the best new that I’ve ever heard”.
I was thinking about turquoise I was thinking about gold
I was thinking about diamonds and the world’s biggest necklace
As we rode through the canyons through the devilish cold
I was thinking about Isis how she thought I was so reckless.
How she told me that one day we meet up again
And things would be different the next time we wed
If I only could hang on and just be her friend
I still can’t remember all the best things she said.
We came to the pyramids all embedded in ice
He said “There’s a body I’m trying to find
If I carry it out it’ll bring a good prize”
It was then that I knew what he had on his mind.
The wind it was howling and the snow was outrageous
We chopped through the night and we chopped through the dawn
When he died I was hoping that it wasn’t contagious
But I made up my mind that I had to go on.
I broke into the tomb but the casket was empty
There was no jewels no nothing I felt I’d been had
When I saw that my partner was just being friendly
When I took up his offer I must-a been mad.
How is it possible that each member of the search party wasn’t well armed (and fully capable of killing the bear)?
Unquestionably caused by global warming.
The vicious cycle.
Man cuts back forests, lessening food supply for denizens.
Man hunts small game, possibly wiping out food supply for denizens.
Man runs into denizen and thinks he is smarter. More food for denizen.
Man hunt ‘killer denizen’ to punish for acting like he is wired to act.
Man continue kill denizen while ‘other’ man breeds same and sets free in the wild to start the cycle all over.
Crappy part is how leftards have infested Anchorage.
Anti-hunting, pro-”nature”, typical lefty idiots.
Open hunting season on bears and moose around that area. People before animals.