British royal family to hold its first homosexual ‘wedding’

Life Site News ^ | 06/18/2018 | Calvin Freiburger

[dfwgator]

[Trillian]

What a vile thing to do to his wife and children.
It’s not a marriage, they won’t be monogamous and it won’t last. It’s too bad he won’t get help for his perversion and mental problems instead.

[Palio di Siena]

Ivar the bonerless

[Bonemaker]

So a couple of fanooks in the royal family. Strange people...there’s a reason they are on an island.

[lightman]

She said the arrangement was her daughters’ idea, and “not at all” odd......but QUEER as HELL.

[rlmorel]

ahahahhaha...that made me literally laugh out loud!

[BenLurkin]

[central_va]

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

It is a LTGM original. I hereby place on the joke a LTGM No Attribution License in perpetuity to anyone except Lib Scum.

[Puppage]

Will Sir Elton John perform at the service?

Perform? Oh, never mind.

[Magnum44]

I was waiting for someone to “see what I did there”. LOL

[Mastador1]

Well first in public.

[Puppage]

Hahaha!

[mewzilla]

Penny wasn’t the first.

[grania]

Thanks for that chart. It's really clear about degree of cousins and what "once removed" means. Go back far enough, and I'd think just about everyone with northern European ancestry is related.

FWIW, DNA results combined with family legacy (even vague) and last names gets interesting. I'm like the Ancestry ad. My German is Scandinavian.

[SeekAndFind]

There used to be a time when GAY was a happy word, now it's been hijacked:

[Midwesterner53]

In other news, I plan to perform a wedding for my male and female dogs and call it diversity and an alternative life style.

[oldvirginian]

“Lord Ivar Mountbatten, third cousin once removed to Queen Elizabeth, has announced he will be “marrying” James Coyle....”

That a Mountbatten is involved isn’t a shock.

Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma was a notable lech who had an “open” marriage before such things were common.

It was rumored that he would take his yacht to sea for weeks with only handsome young naval officers as guests.
He was also very close to Prince Charles.

[rlmorel]

LOL, I think you have covered the bases there!!!!

[Trillian]

I'm The Greatest Captain Of The Queen's Navy
And your record will stand as proof.
Be it galleon or freighter, I'm an expert navigator.
And you're also a world class poof.
My manner quite effete is mistaken on the street for a sailor who can pirouette on cue. Well despite your point of view, I can thrill a girl or two... But I'd rather get it on with you!
Ha Ha Ha!