“During the course of the operation, the task forces investigated more than 25,200 complaints of technology-facilitated crimes against children and delivered more than 3,700 presentations on Internet safety to over 390,000 youth and adults.”
Why did they go to all that trouble when they could just look for pizza places with triangular symbols on them or search the NSA email surveillance for people talking about pizza-related code words? What a waste of taxpayer dollars.
/sarc
“Why did they go to all that trouble when they could just look for pizza places with triangular symbols on them”
I looked at the pizza box we got from the local pizza place last night, and saw something vaguely triangular on the logo printed on the top.
More disturbing is my recollection that the pizza slices themselves were all triangular. Every single one.
This was not the first time we’d gotten triangular slices from this place, either.
In fact it suddenly dawned on me that LOTS of pizza places sell triangular slices.
Unfortunately Jeff Sessions isn’t going to do much to crack down on such places.