BREAKING: Trump locates the Holy Grail!
U.S media responds: Is it really that Holy?
BREAKING: Trump invents unlimited, pollution-free energy.
U.S media responds: Trump puts thousands of global warming researchers out of work.
U.S media responds: Is it really that Holy?
Juan Williams says, "no way".
Actually I thought the article was going to be about Juan the unwatchable when I opened it.
Turns out Shep got jealous of Juan and went full attention whore.
BREAKING: Trump walks on water.
U.S media responds: Trump can’t swim.
(stole that from Reagan but it’s funny!)