That is hysterically funny........too bad it’s “only a legend.” LOL.
According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the only way to stop the volcano’s fiery destruction is to make a human sacrifice.
According to tradition, the human sacrifice needs to be a celebrated leader, who was born in Hawaii, and held a position of power for 8 years.
THIS JUST IN: Obama announced today he was actually born in Kenya and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.