https://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-health/10863001/Why-are-British-girls-so-fat.html
Here's a possibility: https://www.moroccoworldnews.com/2013/07/96857/woman-in-the-sahara-i-am-fat-therefore-i-am-beautiful/
Roll them around in flour to find the wet spot.
I’m sorry. To the corner I go...
5.56mm
Fat women in the Sahara?
One word.
Shade!!