“Dong and his wife own seven guns, including three pistols. They keep one AR-15 and one shotgun in their restaurant, and they do the same at their house.
He said criminals have robbed or tried to rob his restaurant six times”
Oh c’mon, man . . ONLY SIX times? And yet you have to have one of those evil AR-15 “assault weapons”?
Wouldn’t an air rifle just do the trick?
Interestingly enough, in the UK the only government-approved defensive item is a whistle. So in the UK your comment wouldn't be seen as a joke. It would be seen as a dangerous and radical idea.