[proust]

after this, book tour!

“Mr. Kerry, the former Massachusetts senator and Democratic presidential nominee, has signed a book deal with Simon & Schuster, the publisher told The Associated Press on Thursday. The work, which does not yet have a title or release date, will cover his life from his childhood through his role as secretary of state.”

[hal ogen]

Is the title “Traitor...and Gigolo”?

[kaehurowing]

So will be find out the multi-million dollar “advance” for this book was actually paid by someone in Iran?

[Lockbox]

Suggest:

How to be a traitor and still marry a rich widow.

[Does so]

The work, which does not yet have a title or release date, will cover his life from his childhood through his role as secretary of state.”

Will the cover have that picture of a tall J. F. Kerry clutching three college girls? Or, to show his great wisdom, display a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker?