[ExTxMarine]

“He was walking home at 3 AM in the morning when he was overcome with anguish and depression and shot himself 5 times...in the back, with one of those evil AR-15 rifles."

Just thought I would finish the story, with a little more of the unreported details of the incident - LOL!

[Regulator]

Yes, you guys got it! You must have been there!

So clearly we have to divulge all details...

"He was walking home at 3 AM in the morning when he was overcome with anguish and depression and shot himself 5 times...in the back of the head, with one of those evil AR-15 rifles equipped with a bump stock"

It was a terrible accident, but these things happen Darlings...Signed, Felonia Von Pantsuit