[BlueLancer]

...visited Hawaii, which is only 4705 mules from North Korea.

Is that laid out end-to-end, or how many you have to go through before the swim from North Korea to Hawaii?

And when did "mules" become a unit of measurement?

Ahhh... the new math ...

[mjp]

And when did "mules" become a unit of measurement?

shhhh.

It is a secret, known only by the elite that really control the world. 1000 mules = 1 mile