[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Unfortunately, local folk would yell bloody murder if they had to drive an extra 1/4 mile to get on the highway, so nothing will ever get done.

Your highways usually have frontage roads, so your government should tell them "tough titties, just drive down the frontage road a little ways."

[zeugma]

Your highways usually have frontage roads, so your government should tell them "tough titties, just drive down the frontage road a little ways."

They might if there weren't so much money in the area.