"I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his d*ck in his hands."
Posted on 04/12/2018 9:51:15 AM PDT by Ennis85
1) Loosen belt
2) Pull down pants slowly, maybe halfways, carefully preventing firearm from falling, and in the same motion, remove firearm from holster
3) Sit, placing firearm in cradle provided by pants/underwear, careful to use same as "concealment". Try NOT to cover/aim at any part of your anatomy with the barrel of firearm. Point to "12 o' clock".
4) Relax, don't strain, etc.
5) After, continue with hygienic requirements per your preference. Carefully and discretely remove firearm from temporary position. Again, try to avoid covering/aiming at any part of your anatomy with the barrel of said firearm.
6) Stand, pulling up pants as you carefully holster firearm.
7) Mentally remind yourself to NEVER defecate in public again with a firearm, that is to say you've just realized you've probably contaminated said firearm with fecal material.
Oh well, who doesn't like cleaning their firearms?
Years ago a guy left his gun in the restroom at a Chuck E Cheese location around here. Some kid found it and took it to the ball pit. Another kid found it there the next day. Thankfully it never fired.
I’m Pro 2A but you have to be responsible for your gun at all times.
“you’ve probably contaminated said firearm”
I was wondering if you were going to get to that. As soon as you said to take it out of the holster that is where my mind went. I’m not OCD, but I could probably train them to be.
Kid was probably thinking “gee, how many skeeball tickets did it take to win this?”
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