I had 3 rules for my daughters in high school and I repeated them every time theyd go out at night
1. Dont drink and drive
2. Dont ride with someone that has been drinking
3. Keep your underpants on at all times.
They survived high school
Add a couple of more:
4) The driver will not Text, ever, you answer the phone.
5) Stay away from Muslims
6) Stay away from pitbulls
7) Stay away from Eric Holder's people and Obama's sons
8) Stay the hell away from drugs.
9) If the cops find my revolver in your purse: keep your mouth shut and speed dial the family lawyer.