[Apparently, the President talks to people. Has such a thing ever happened before??]
We believe it was engineered by the Russians.
To make Hillary look bad ‘n’ stuff, ya know.
There’s this drunken prostitute in a jail in Thailand......or somewhere.
And this girl, she heard about a guy, who lived across the street from someone, whose cousin overheard some guys in a laundromat talking about some woman who once heard a story about Donald Trump back in the 1970’s. We believe this is a credible lead and are taking it to CNN and MSNBC immediately.
Don’t forget The Thing from That Time