I will not be participating. Thank you.
the parents should take their kids out of that university, or any other school like that
“Tom and Mary went to school. Zhee passed; zhee flunked out. Who?”
You are missing the point. No one passed nor flunked out. That is not approved NEWSPEAK thinking.
The proper answer is: Zhee both received participation trophies and then zhee went to the Antifa meeting.