Posted on 02/16/2018 6:54:48 PM PST by Helicondelta
Please be careful. There is a comedy “what the lyrics sound like” video that is not safe for work (really, it’s just one dirty line). Buffalax is one funny dude.
Lol!
Lowbridge, when it comes to making people hold up stupid signs I think you have something worth posting.
I read yesterday the newest rage challenge is to hold your hand over a hot stove coil.
This is really a Sasha Cohen gag, isn’t it?
Did Trump collude with them? Did he? Huh? Did he?
“It could have been worse. They could have “tricked” this unwitting American into smoking.”
Raunchy Russian cigarrettes, or Newport menthols?
Thanks for the warning. I only watch work-related videos at work, though, never music videos.
Not sure where I found this, but here ya go:
DEAR friend.
I AM PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE ROYAL FAMILY OF
ALDERAN. I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER, IN CONFIDENCE
CONSIDERING MY PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.
I WAS FALSELY IMPRISONED UPON THE IMPERIAL BATTLE STATION “DEATHSTAR”
WHEN MY PLANET WAS HIDEOUSLY DESTROYED AND ENDED BY THE VERY BAD SITH
LORD VADER. I ESCAPED ALONG WITH THE AID OF BRAVE REBELS AND
WOOKIES, AND AM NOW I AM LYING LOW DUE TO THE SITUATION IN THE 4TH
MOON OF YAVIN TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER.
I HAVE CONTROL HERE OF THE SUM OF $25, MILLION IN IMPERIAL CREDITS
DEPOSITED WITH A SECURITY COMPANY FOR SAFEKEEPING ON TATOOINE. THE
FUNDS WERE SHIPPED BY A COURIER SERVICE AS DIPLOMATIC ITEMS OF HIGH
VALUES TO PREVENT THEM FROM KNOWING THE CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO
friend IS TO INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST ME BY
RECEIVING THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF FROM TATOOINE AND ASSIST IN INVESTING
THIS MONEY IN ANY LUCRATIVE BUSINESS LIKE MOISTURE FARMS AND STOCK IN
MULTI-PLANETARY COMPANIES AND OTHER SAFE LUCRATIVE INVESTMENT IN YOUR
SECTOR.
MAY I AT THIS POINT EMPHASIZE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH
THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY THE TRUST AND
CONFIDENCE WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU.
IN CONCLUSION, IN THE EVENT YOU ARE INTERESTED TO ASSIST ME I WILL LIKE
YOU TO CONTACT MY LAWYER WHO I HAVE STATIONED IN MOS EISLEY TO WITNESS
THE TRANSACTION TO IT’S CONCLUSION.
YOU CAN REACH HIM ON HIS DIRECT LINE VIA MAIL wattotoy@moseis.com,
HIS NAME IS WATTO THE TOYDARIAN, I HAVE THE FULL TRUST IN HIM.
FINALLY, I HAVE SET ASIDE 15% OF THE TOTAL SUM OF THE FUNDS FOR YOUR
ASSISTANCE, AND 5% FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT SHALL BE INCURRED DURING THIS
TRANSACTION.
PLEASE BE FREE TO DISCUSS WITH MY LAWYER. I SINCERELY WILL
APPRECIATE YOUR ACKNOWLEDGMENT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
HELP US, friend, YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE.
BEST REGARDS,
PRINCESS L. ORGANA
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