The sperm in the picture is fitting in that Obama used the same decision process he used for * long years to select this portrait painter. The result of that decision, like all his decisions of the last 8 years, and he ends up choosing a guy who put sperm on his head, on his official portrait!
Wow.
Or did he know it? Did he TELL him to to put it there? The way he used to rub his middle finger against his nose. Hidden in plain sight, just like he was.