“Offer them retention without citizenship.”
No retention. No citizenship - ever. Offer them this:
Free ride in a Greyhound down to the border.
Tell them how to get to the end of the line.
Provide them with a digital audio device pre-loaded with files to listen to while waiting to re-enter:
- Berlitz English lessons.
- The U.S. Constitution.
- Entire series of “Rush Revere” by Limbaugh.
When their turn comes to re-enter America:
- Give them an English exam with both written and verbal sections.
- Make them burn a Mexican flag.
- Make them give contact information for their U.S. sponsor and/or employer.
- Implant a GPS tracking device to be removed in five years if they never commit a crime or accept welfare during that time.
That’ll do it.