Mine were lost in a tragic boating accident on the deepest part of the Chesapeake Bay. I went out in a shallow draft boat while small-craft advisories were in effect. I should never have gone fishing in such conditions, and I definitely should not have taken my entire gun collection with me. Yes, I know its my own fault, and I take full responsibility, but it still hurts [tears well up in both eyes].
Was it anything like that?
"...Was it anything like that..."