Posted on 01/22/2018 1:57:43 PM PST by SeekAndFind
UNLIKE YOU, I have options.
A number of years ago I married an intelligent, blonde woman who spoke many languages, including one that sounded like the soundtrack from “Thor: Ragnarok.” It was gobbledygook to me, but she turned out to be Norwegian — imagine my luck!
That’s right. Not only do we have the right to resettle in Donald Trump’s favorite white-bread country — Norway makes New Hampshire look like the Model UN — but Norway is also anxious to have us. We have been perusing a website called “New Beginnings in Ringerike,” which bills itself as a “recovery” program for Norwegian-Americans traumatized by the presidential election:
“In light of the results of the US presidential election, the Ringerike Recovery Program has been developed by the regional development company of Ringerike, Norway. We are offering acute aid to descendants of emigrated Norwegians, and other Americans, considering a new start abroad.”
Where the heck is Ringerike, you ask? As indicated, it’s in Norway, a bit north (ugh) of Oslo, and to the left (west.) On Google Maps, it looks like an enchanted land of lapis lakes and forested mountains, which is how I will choose to think of it.
Ringerike has a lot to offer,” the website explains, in near-perfect English. Did I mention that all Norwegians speak perfect English, and Swedish, and German? The fact is, Norwegians in particular and Europeans in general (don’t get me started on the Dutch) can be pretty annoying profiling their peacocky polyglottalia. Which may or may not be a word; my English is a work in progress.
Where was I? “Ringerike has a lot to offer: free health care and schools, reasonable [sic] priced housing, wide cultural scene, high tolerance for religious beliefs and sexual orientation, stunning nature, clean air and fresh water
(Excerpt) Read more at bostonglobe.com ...
>> UNLIKE YOU, I’m a delusional, hateful human.
Let me be the first!
BYE!!!!
Don’t let the door hit you in the behind on the way out!
One less beta whiner .. what’s not to like ?
See Ya! I hope you choke on a piece of Lefse, you Commie poser.
Bye, Felicia.
Good riddance.
So long, Alex.
Write if you find work.
Nobody who plays the game is safe. I wonder if he played the game.
RE: Write if you find work.
I think his point is he does not want to work if he does not feel like it (Yet, he expects to be fed, housed and clothed ).
Good riddance! I married a beautiful Norwegian woman who speaks English, loves it here and votes Republican!
Hey, Alex...ain’t nobody here stopping ya.
In fact we’ll help you pack and carry you
to the airport!
One down.
159 million to go.
“high tolerance for religious beliefs”...uhh, yeah. Norwegians, once the greatest warriors on the planet, have become the biggest Quisling wusses in the world. (I think I can say that with impunity as half my DNA is Norwegian.)
“Ha det, Mr. Beam, Ikke la døren slå deg i rumpa!”
(”Good-by, Mr, Beam, Don’t let the door hit you in the ass!”)
He didn't come across as a moon bat at the time, let alone one willing to move from an improving US to the disintegrating EU with its deteriorating quality of life, such that it is.
Don't think so.
I wonder if he even considers there are millions who read this and say to someone:
"Hey! This D-Bag wants to go live in Norway because he is so traumatized living under a President Trump! AHHH HAAA HAAA HAAA! How can we get more of them to leave???"
This is why liberals are such pussies. Conservatives don't lose their minds under adverse conditions they way they do.
Hypocrite racist liberal should have moved to Haiti.
Now your just part of the problem.
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