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If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that some leaders in the host country keep young boys as sexual slaves- You might be deploying to a Sh!t Hole.


But you must respect the culture.

1 posted on 01/22/2018 7:26:59 AM PST by artichokegrower
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To: artichokegrower

Dude, this is a blog, quoting another blog. No need for the clickbait.

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From a friend of a friend of a friend-

1. If your boss tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

2. If the Mobilization NCO tells you not to waste your time bringing a radio, or any other electronics, as there is no electricity and there are no signals- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

3. If the Travel Pay folks give you a travel advance and the Per Diem rate is only $8.00/day, for everything- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

4. If the “Area Cultural” briefing is only 30 minutes long, but the briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

5. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that some leaders in the host country keep young boys as sexual slaves- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

6. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that male members of that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity with barnyard animals- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

7. If the “Medical Briefing” includes recommendations not to walk barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for “Number of Personnel Med-Evaced” from theater for unknown diseases- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1 for local currency to US Dollars- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

Hat Tip Rob Morsehttps://slowfacts.wordpress.com


2 posted on 01/22/2018 7:30:43 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Take Covfefe Ree Zig!)
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To: artichokegrower

If you’re advised to eat your shoes before entering the country, because you might not get a second chance, you’re being assigned to North Korea.


9 posted on 01/22/2018 11:51:58 AM PST by sparklite2 (See more at Sparklite Times)
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To: artichokegrower

If the cities have names like Chicago, Detroit, or Baltimore....


13 posted on 01/22/2018 3:41:57 PM PST by Lee Enfield (We aren't tired of winning, they aren't tired of whining. I'm comfortable with that.)
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To: artichokegrower

I will no longer deploy to a sh!Thole country, nor will I go to one of my own volition.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

5.56mm


15 posted on 01/22/2018 3:55:11 PM PST by M Kehoe
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To: artichokegrower

If you need weapons training to deploy, you are deploying to a s’hole.

If you need a high speed defensive vehicle course to deploy, you are deploying to a s’hole.

If you need emergency communications training to deploy, you are deploying to a s’hole.

If you need special program authorization to deploy due to the unsecured nature of the geographic area, you are deploying to a s’hole.

If you are assigned a lifeguard to deploy, you are deploying to a s’hole.

If you need to know about special postal mail issues to deploy, you are deploying to a s’hole.


18 posted on 01/22/2018 4:51:47 PM PST by CodeToad (CWII is coming. Arm Up! They Are!)
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