[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Just don’t sneeze under the following conditions:

* With a mouth full of baked beans

* “”” “”””””” of pizza or lasagna

* “””””””””” of birth control pills. Heard about a women who had a mouth full of birth control pills and sneezed. She sterilized her whole Bridge Club.

[nickcarraway]

I’m not a gynecologist, but I’m pretty sure you should never have a mouth full of birth control pills.