‘History is the stories we tell ourselves about the past.’
in before some Freeper posts that Lincoln personally killed 700,000 people in the Civil War...
He only illegally jailed legislators in Maryland in order to prevent the state from seceding. Every problem that we endure now with a powerful centralized government was spawned by Lincoln.
Weren’t they all vampires?
Spot on. If Old Abe could have personally killed 700,000 i one blow he was one hell of a rail splitter.
“...in before some Freeper posts that Lincoln personally killed 700,000 people in the Civil War...”
Lincoln killed vampires too, I saw it on TV! With his background as a rail splitter he was great at making wooden stakes.