NBC orders staff to rat out misbehaving colleagues or be fired

Page Six ^ | December 25, 2017 | Emily Smith

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

NBC has issued strict new anti-sexual harassment rules to employees — including that staffers must snitch on any misbehaving colleagues — in the wake of the firing of disgraced “Today” show host Matt Lauer.

A source tells Page Six that NBC employees have been ordered to report any inappropriate relationships in the workplace — and if they fail to do so, they could be fired for covering up for colleagues.

Detailed rules also have been issued about conduct in the office, including how to socialize and even how to hug colleagues.

A source says, “Romantic relationships at work are not exactly unusual, but now NBC says it is taking a zero-tolerance approach. Staffers have been told that if they find out about any affairs, romances, inappropriate relationships or behavior in the office, they have to report it to human resources, their superior or the company anti-harassment phone line. Staffers are shocked that they are now expected to snitch on their friends.

“Plus, there’s been a series of ridiculous rules issued on other office conduct. One rule relates to hugging. If you wish to hug a colleague, you have to do a quick hug, then an immediate release, and step away to avoid body contact.

[ronnie raygun]

Pass the popcorn please, the liberal rats cant keep it in their pants

[Bonemaker]

All leave is canceled until morale improves.

[beergarden]

Snitches need stitches lol

[Enchante]

If women hug each other warmly or for a bit too long is it now assumed to be a lesbian encounter?

[RightGeek]

[snarkytart]

Hot young college girls will no longer be brought on as interns, or many women hired BEHIND the scenes to avoid accusations.

[Enchante]

Just require everyone to wear a "fat suit" at all times.... with a football helmet and full face mask (unlike the headgear in this photo, a complete face mask is required for proper workplace protection):

[Enchante]

Does this mean that hotties can no longer be interns at NBC???? What a travesty!

[rightwingcrazy]

Practice for what they want to do to America, and then the world.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

“See something, say something” unless it’s a Mooslim all over again.

[Enchante]

b...b...b...but....... Matt Lauer PROMISED me a job at NBC !!!

[pepsi_junkie]

“Plus, there’s been a series of ridiculous rules issued on other office conduct. One rule relates to hugging. If you wish to hug a colleague, you have to do a quick hug, then an immediate release, and step away to avoid body contact.

The Anita Hill days all over again. Coming to your company soon: ridiculous rules and lots of "strong, empowered women" who need to be protected from undefinable, sunjective microagressions through absurd rules and endless ridiculous mandatory training.

In defense of themesleves, good men will avoid all interactions with women in the workplace and good women will suffer from lack of mentoring opportunities. Then we'll be trained that we aren't allowed to do that, etc etc.

[Enchante]

Next thing we know, cigars will be outlawed in the workplace !!!

[onedoug]

“Is’t you all good little nazis?”

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Will family body hugs be considered incest by these people?

[Enchante]

Surely some enterprising MSM reporters will insist upon getting comments from Bill and Hillary Clinton on the new trend in workplace policy regarding interns ....

[SgtHooper]

The solution is simple—don’t hire any women.

[BobL]

This is HYSTERICAL - they’re being treated like they’re in grade school, in some sleep away camp. Eyes everywhere will be on them...enjoy a drink with the hunky cameraman and have to explain it to HR.

Remember these are Leftists - trading wives and girlfriends are virtually required to be taken seriously. So now what? Doesn’t sound like it will be much fun there.

[be-baw]

“Hot young college girls will no longer be brought on as interns...”

It works both ways. In the increasingly woman-dominated workplace, men won’t be hired.

Wouldn’t surprise me if we’re going toward a schism of mostly male companies segregated from mostly female companies. Here’s a clue: the women are winning...and they can reproduce without men (sort of...)