Lumberjack Song
Monty Python
I’m a lumberjack
And I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
(He’s a lumberjack
And he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day)
I cut down trees
I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatry’
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
(He cuts down trees
He eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatry’
On Wednesdays He goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea
I cut down trees)
I’m a lumberjack
And I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s’ clothing and hang around in bars
(He cuts down trees
He skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women’s’ clothing and hang around in bars?)
I’m a lumberjack
And I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees
I wear high heels
Suspendies’ and a bra
I wish I’d been a girly
Just like my dear pa-pa
(He cuts down trees
He wears high heels?)
(He’s a lumberjack
And he’s ok
He sleeps all night and he works all day)
Servo:
(sadly) Oh, I wish I was blowing up Prince Edward Island,
And going on to bomb Ontario, heh heh!
(harshly)The destruction of Canada and all of its culture,
Is by far my fav-o-rite scenario!