I was feeling smug until I got to number five. In my defense, though, I do that only when he’s the one who upset me. Drives him nuts and I so it even while thinking I should stop.
Four and five sort of contradict each other. If someone doesn’t want you to talk/communicate/share verbally with them... then they can’t complain they aren’t mind readers. After knowing each other over 30 years, we “understand” now how we think. For example, if he gets a text that states, “Have news about (insert child’s name)”... then it is usually good news. If he gets a text like, “Need to talk to you later about YOUR son/or daughter”... he thinks to himself, “Oh (expletive)... what did they do now?”
The only thing I do to Mr. GG2 that rises to the level of marriage felony is finish his sentences for him. I am seeking help. :-)