Sheila Jackson Lee congratulates 'Doug Moore' for winning Alabama Senate race

Washington Examiner ^ | 12/13/17 | Anna Giaritelli

[markomalley]

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Texas, on Wednesday congratulated "Doug Moore" for winning Alabama's special election, in a race that featured Republican Roy Moore and Democrat Doug Jones.

"Sweet home Alabama. Thank you Alabamians and Doug Moore. Good has prevailed and our country is on the way to a new day #ikneel," Jackson Lee mistakenly tweeted Tuesday morning.

Jones won the seat for Attorney General Jeff Sessions in a close election that was called late Tuesday.

[Red Badger]

Ray Jones was unavailable for comment....................

[DoodleDawg]

Covering all her bases I guess. One of the morning programs had his name as “Dough Jones” on the news crawl along the bottom of the screen, and claimed he won by 200,000 votes. Proofreading is your friend.

[LostInBayport]

One of the dumbest people on the planet. Aren’t we lucky to have her in Congress!

/s *1000

[Leaning Right]

So Doug Moore won. I was backing Roy Jones myself.

[Gay State Conservative]

Wasn’t it Doug Moore who planted the American flag on Mars?

[marktwain]

Her constituents will re-elect her.

She is in a safe seat. Her constituents love when she “sticks it to ‘the man’”.

They see her expressed ignorance as charming and forgivable.

[deweyfrank]

Always knew she was an idiot. Now everyone on twitter does too. This is the icing.

[Enchante]

Don’t blame her, she lives her life in a mental fog of raging hate and impending dementia.

[Kickaha]

If she was out in the rain and someone pointed at the sky she’d drown.

[Dawgreg]

Shhhh, she’s from my hometown and if you’re from Bayport Texas we need to get new brown paper bags to put over our heads............;)

[Flick Lives]

Shells Jackson Lee. Weapons Grade Stupid.

[dfwgator]

What about Dennis Moore.



He takes from the rich
And he gives to the poor
Mr. Moore....Mr. Moore......Mr. Moore

[Flick Lives]

Shells -> Shella

(Fat Fingers)

[matthew fuller]

"Ray Jones was unavailable for comment...................."

Are you a reporter, Rod Badger?

[bgill]

Classic case of Sheila-itis.

[dfwgator]

Ray Jones was unavailable for comment....................

You can call me 'Ray' or you can call me "Jay', but you doesn't have to call me 'Johnson.'

[Red Badger]

No, but I play one on TV!.....................

[LostInBayport]

Sadly I’m not from Texas. But I do regularly listen to the Michael Berry show and am quite familiar with the rantings of She-Jac. Some enterprising person could make one of those “phrase a day” calendars and fill it with the stuff she’s put out there!

[Impala64ssa]

I don’t know who’s dumber, her or Hank “Guam’s tipping” Johnson. There’s a pair that’ll beat a royal flush.