Nancy Pelosi will have a “Who the hell am I and where the hell am I” moment where she’s standing in front of a camera, her eyes get as big as grapefruits, and she mumbles something completely incoherent as her fan belt slips even worse than ever (Confidence Factor: 75%).
John Conyers will claim health issues are the reason he is retiring from the House (Confidence 100%)
Hospitalized after being outed as using taxpayer money to pay off his sexual accusers, Conyers will leave the House so as not to be brought up on criminal charges.
More Democrats will retire rather than be outed as having used taxpayer money to pay off their accusers (Confidence 75%)