Sex robots spark rise of men who will only sleep with dolls

New York Post ^ | November 27, 2017 | Felix Allen, The Sun

[Thibodeaux]

Marriage?

Before marriage there will be lawsuits brought by robot’s lawyers for release from what is de facto bondage, slavery.

[central_va]

Mine was two timing me with the clothes dryer.

[TigerClaws]

Ha. Nice line.

Meanwhile the third worlders are breeding kids to replace the sex bot customers.

[wyowolf]

Or that chick in Battlestar Galactica... the tv one. yeah i can see possibilities...

[hardspunned]

Add another letter LGBTXYZ.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Well at least they won’t accuse you of groping them 40 years later.

With the very rapid advancements in AI, I wouldn't take that bet. I could just see the doll calling up a Washington Post reporter and saying "He was such a loser in 2017 he couldn't find a real woman to date. He had to resort to making love to me, a robot! Do you want to elect this guy to the Senate? He only cares about machines, not people. He is such a perv. Do you want to see the pictures I took of us doing it?"

[BenLurkin]

Niska.....she's gotta look like Niska...

[null and void]

Well at least they won’t accuse you of groping them 40 years later.

$20K? Cheaper than a wedding.

And a hell of a lot cheaper than a divorce!

[winner3000]

They won’t take half your wealth once they get tired of you!

[grobdriver]

Well at least they won’t accuse you of groping them 40 years later.

We won't know that for 40 more years...

[Tao Yin]

Will these robots be to women what the automobile was to the horse?

Yes, once the robots can do the dishes too.

[usconservative]

.....and simulate an orgasm during sex.

Some things just don't need to be commented on ..... this is one of them.

[null and void]

Yup.

[Aevery_Freeman]

If Apple made it, they could call it the iPhuck.

Pardon the language!

[jonascord]

When you consider that most women are no more than a Life Support System for a vag, perhaps silicone rubber is an improvement.

[x1stcav]

Now we all have our type.

Now that I think about it, why couldn’t you have a Raquel Welch hotbot? Or Julie Christie if blondes are your type. Not only take care of current needs but transport one back in time to one’s youth.

(On the perverse side, you could even have a Jane Fonda replic*nt to do hideous, unnatural things to)

[x1stcav]

We just might have the one-liner of the day.

[EQAndyBuzz]

“Mine was two timing me with the clothes dryer.”

For clarification, you mean the robot?

[bk1000]

“How long before we have to hear about marrying robots?”

I’m more concerned about the hue and cry when someone disrespects or offends a sex robot.

[EQAndyBuzz]

A picture of a half naked Catherine Zeta Jones, a good water based lube and your own imagination is a lot cheaper than a sex robot. And the results are the same.