I can put him in a dumpster for $1,000. Includes trash bag and rubber gloves.
Oh no you can’t, Charlie croaked here in California.
In this state he is considered hazardous medical waste, and has to be treated as such.
It’s going to cost you over a grand just for the Hazardous Waste Manifest, the HAZMAT haulers fees are additional, the HAZMAT WASTE DISPOSAL SITE has separate fees to be paid.
Plus the fact that you are going to have to pay your California TSCA Tax ID fees; and the list goes on.
If you get caught throwing Charlie into a dumpster it is not only a State Felony Violation, but also a Federal Felony Violation.
You would do PRISON time plus they will fine you to the tune of about 250,000 dollars per violation.