Oh you’re a garden variety busy body with nothing interesting to add to a conversation so instead you condescend and congratulate yourself.
I am the golden rule. If you’re nice, I’m nice. If you’re a useless grammar nazi egomaniac I tell you to bugger off.
‘EAT ME
... You are useless. Hope your holiday sucks.’
‘I am the golden rule.’
You are reaching levels of Cognitive Dissonance that shouldn’t even be possible.