Uhhh....I live in Big Lake, north of Wasilla, and there is ZERO news about this, and even if there was nobody will do anything except the whiny crybaby snowflakes in Anchorage.
Is there anything i can do to make, induce or suggest to Kimmy to yes, go right ahead and fire your missiles to Alaska.
Its really big, more than twice the size of Texas.
Yep, and it has, IIRC, all three layers of the Missile Defense system.
A little too aqueous for my taste although I'm guessing it's frozen solid by now?