[Songcraft]

In an equally sober and serious story, this formerly white gentleman now claims that he's blue, and declares loudly that "#BlueLivesMatter", and demands preferential treatment for Blue People, as he heartily sings this famous anthem of Blue People:

"I'm Blue"

[funfan]

Pappa Smurf.

[Gumdrop]

So, does that mean he is a crustacean with ‘blue blood’? Perhaps he grew up near a copper mine?