Blow job McConnell needs to be subjected to the same assassination by innuendo. He needs to be taken down by whatever secrets are in his own past. Go home Mitch or else.
Something along the lines of "the serious nature of the rumors surrounding Senator McConnell's unusual discharge* from the Army require a complete investigation regardless of the time that has elapsed." The guy has proven bitchy enough to be an old queen.
*Hmmm... that doesn't sound right...