In the name of all white people, I hereby surrender America to the most worthy and superior black race.
As recompense for four hundred years, my people will become slaves for two hundred years and thereafter live on welfare and become a permanent underclass. We will disobey all laws and not cooperate in the betterment of the country. We will father numerous illegitimate children and abandon them to run loose in the streets committing crimes and taking drugs.
Seventeen of us will assimilate into the new Black patriarchy and the rest will constantly complain that we are being "disrespeket" and oppressed by "Uncle Sambo."
Basically, we will become the "Black man's burden.
This is a very persuavive article.
I like it.
I have a better idea. Since blacks are so unhappy with the oppression in the US we should pay to repatriate them to their ancestral homelands. I am sure they will feel more comfortable in Nairobi.